Wednesday, March 31, 2010
On a related note...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIciVwFeoEM
L.O.L.
I for one, love a good laugh, so I was instantly interested. Here are some details: (taken from the Laughter Yoga website)
Laughter Yoga combines Unconditional Laughter with Yogic Breathing (Pranayama). Anyone can Laugh for No Reason, without relying on humor, jokes or comedy. Laughter is simulated as a body exercise in a group; with eye contact and childlike playfulness, it soon turns into real and contagious laughter.
Throughout India, thousands of Laughter Yoga Clubs meet every morning in public parks. Most Laughter Club members proudly report that they have not missed a day in five years or more. They say it makes them happy, healthy and energized - effecting a transformation in their lives. The Laughter Yoga session each day, results in positive energy that makes it easy to cope with stress of daily life and saves them from depression.
To this day, I think one of my biggest laughs had to have been when I was in middle school and was having a slumber party. For some reason, we were doing “indian pow-wows” around the house (you know who you are), and I ran really hard into the wall- it was the kind of laughter where… yeah, you pee your pants. I could laugh about this right now, or should I say, I am laughing.
The worst laughter: when you are not suppose to laugh but can’t control yourself. This is one of the worst feelings- could be classified with the pain of a “Charlie horse cramp” in the leg… it’s uncontrollable. I have fallen victim to this in Church.
So, my goal for you today: laugh uncontrollably at least once…if you need assistance, watch Modern Family tonight (another TV mention, ouch!), keep a smile on your face, and see if it helps out with your ‘tude. And why not – it takes 37 muscles to frown and 22 muscles to smile…. Conserve energy for your happy hour adventures.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Why does this woman waste so much of my time? I was a devoted John and Kate fan, I have wasted countless amount of money on tabloid magazines that have her face plastered on them, and I have also read one of her books.
I want nothing more than for her to succeed on Dancing with the Stars. But she has me worried.
Last night, if you watched, she counted her 8 counts as she was dancing, she watched her partner for the next dance moved, and to be quite honest, she looked scared shitless. If I could talk to her, I would tell her, “Kate drink a bottle of wine before showtime.” Lord knows I can cut one heck of a rug after drinking.
However, I was thrilled the show’s wardrobe people put her in a better looking costume. Loved the red lipstick- she finally looked alive. I will continue to vote for her, and I truly hope her next performance she won’t look so scared.
Anyone else think Pamela Anderson looks preggars? Put a spanx on it, girl.
I hope I come up with some better blogging material- never did I think I would be this interested in D.W.T.S. I would contribute a morning post to it.
By the way…where are the 8 kids, and wear is John? Probably cruising the Caribbean with Ed Hardy again.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Yellow Again
http://www.myspace.com/caitlinmoe
Caitlin Moe is awesome. I had the pleasure of seeing her at the Perez Hilton party at SXSW and I have to say that other than Snoop in his Thunder jersey, this was the best part of my evening. This girl is AMAZING. I would really like to be her friend, or better yet, just be her :)
It is finally Friday in Dallas, Texas, and I am so ready for the weekend. My plans: stay in bed as much as possible and do away with this terrible viral bronchitis that has ruined my week.
In other news, for those of you who will be making it out and about tomorrow you should try the 3rd Annual Celebrate Texas Chili Cook-Off at the Gingerman: http://www.dallasobserver.com/events/texas-chili-cook-off-at-the-ginger-man-pub--1718283/
Love you to pieces,
SES
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Non-Sense Afternoon Ramblings
When asked this question as a senior in high school (18 and a blasted idiot that thought she knew it all), my answer was this: “Living in Dallas married to my OU sweetheart (yes, I have always been a cheeseball), 3 kids and I would be a psychiatrist.” Who was I at 18? I don’t know if I knew. All those dreams at the age of 18 have been crushed…. But then again, who’s dreams were they?
When asked this question today, I didn’t have an answer. Where the heck will I be in 10 years? I have no idea.
Last week, the Today show did a segment on what the co-hosts do when they are not on TV. Anne Currey’s segment really opened my eyes and has had me thinking for the past week – what do I really want to be doing with my life and am I doing what I want to do? From what I know about Anne (well, okay, I only know her on TV, but she did step on my mother’s foot in NYC, so I feel like we do have a connection), she’s a well rounded/balanced woman. She was talking about her passion for photography and how a doctor once told her to find her passion and do it for at least an hour a day.
My passion would have to be arts and crafts. Any sort of creative task has the ability to clear my head and put me in a better mood. Does this mean I should be teaching a children’s art class? Should I be giving scrap booking lessons at Hobby Lobby? I haven’t a clue.
Let’s just say I have been puzzled for the past week. This goes against my new year’s resolution of “Living in the Now.” But I have never kept a new years resolution, so what’s new.
But ask yourself- where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I am reading Kelly Cutrone’s new book: “If you have to cry, go outside.” That woman is a hell-raiser, but it’s clear to me that she has found her passion. Now it’s time to find mine…..
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Spring Break Gossip (Because that's all I can think about this week!)
El Fidler and Madeleine are two of the people I am mad at right now…they are Spring Breaking in Telluride. Bob Stoops followed them there! I had reports of a sighting this past Sunday, but this is confirmation. Please see proof below:
In other news, Mary M. Green will be our friend of the week this week…if she ever fills out her questions. As many of you know, she’s made her departure from Dallas, back to OKC, and we are dealing with it.
I am so excited about Bobby! I once saw him after a game in La Luna and yelled, “Bobby,” at the top of my lungs. He heard, turned around, and we waved to each other. What I would do to be his wife.
That’s all for now!
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
HELLO KXT
Basically, this station is awesome. There have only been two other times in my life that I have been this excited about the radio: when I first discovered KJ103 in 5th grade and when I started listening to NPR in college.
Please listen.
On the radio: 91.7 KXT
Live on the internet: http://kxt.org/listen/
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Where's MY Spring Break?
Who says people that work a normal 9 to fiver don’t need spring break? We all need a break now and then from the annoyances of our daily jobs/lives. What I would do to be on a vacation somewhere, anywhere…even if it were just sitting at home with my dog, Lucy Le.
But what I would really like to do is go back in time: Spring Break 2001. I think everyone has heard this story, but for those of you that haven’t, I have you right where I want you.
Spring Break 2001 was a trip I will never forget. Cancun, baby. After a full day of drinking, tons of beads and a yard stick, I spotted a huge camera on the beach behind Fat Tuesdays. I did what any normal person would do and went and danced in front of the camera, screaming, “Spring Break 2001!!!!”
Two weeks later, still hungover and tired from spring break, I was taking my after school siesta. (another thing I took for granted) I was watching some MTV, and what do you know, THERE I AM ON TV, right after Snoop Dogg.
The camera I danced in front of was an MTV camera. Friends, I made “The Making of MTV Spring Break” in all my glory: leopard bikini, beads, purple sunglasses and yard stick. This is something I will never forget. To this day, I still pull the VHS out and watch it. (MUST get converted to DVD.)
The sad part about it, I was awarded “most likely to talk about spring break 10 years to come” at our high school graduation. I never dreamed I would still be talking about it, but it was MTV. I can only hope they will let me show the :10 clip on repeat at our 10-year reunion.
To all those spring breakers out there: I HATE YOU.
Super Sarah?
Last night Paul had a play date with the cutest Australian Shepherd in Dallas, Riley Panda Smith. On my way out the door I was holding the little guy, my purse, and two items of clothing that needed to be returned to Strueber. I made it halfway down the first flight of steps. Then, I tripped over a combination of my pants and my flip flop and went flying down the second half. I was so scared I was going to kill my dog, yes you have to worry about that when your pet only weighs 5.8 lbs. So, I threw my arms out in front of me like superman, holding Paul by his tiny little waist, and tried my hardest to break my fall, and prevent Paul's impending doom, by bringing my knees down to the floor. Well, since we all know how coordinated I am, this didn't exactly make for a graceful save. Instead, I landed right on my shin on the corner of the fourthish step from the landing and slid down the rest. I think Paul was crying by the time I landed...actual tears. I have a really nice bruise and rug burn now. But, I don't have a dead dog. So, I think it was a success.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Happy Monday?
Friday, March 12, 2010
My Nana is Going to China
Friend of the Week - Little Liz Stutts
Confessions questions
Your favorite virtue - Compassion
Your favorite qualities in a man. - Kindness
Your favorite qualities in a woman. - acceptance
Your chief characteristic - love
What you appreciate the most in your friends - loyalty
Your main fault - impatience
Your favourite occupation. - caretaker (of animals)
Your idea of happiness - being with my friends and family (and animals)
Your idea of misery. - alone in the rain (random)
If not yourself, who would you be? - Jennifer Garner
Where would you like to live? - Alicante, Spain
Your favourite colour and flower. - yellow, gardenia
Your favorite prose authors. John Steinbeck / T.S. Elliot
Your favorite poets. - I don't really have a favorite.. I'm not a huge poerty fan
Your favorite heroes in fiction. - Peter Pan, Edward Cullen (I havent finished the books.. he may be a villian)
Your favorite heroines in fiction. - Jane Eyre
Your favorite painters and composers. Claude Monet / Rachael Portman
Your heroes in real life. - Mom and Dad
Your favorite heroines in real life. Mom
What characters in history do you most dislike. - Hilter (although he would have loved me)
Your heroines in World history - Rosa Parks
Your favorite food and drink. - pizza and beer
The military event I admire the most - Civil War
The reform I admire the most -
The natural talent I'd like to be gifted with - Singing
On my Honey Do list - Unload the dishwasher, fix the shelf, cuddle with Paul, and watch the Good Wife with my roommate (love - Sarah)
What is your present state of mind. - groggy.. not feeling great today but I'm trying to pretend I feel great... Mind over Matter
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
A Few Faves:
Dove Mini Chocolates: These have my name written all over them. Not only are they only 45 calories a piece and you get your chocolate fix, they also have inspirational quotes written inside the packaging.
So there you have it- those are the things I am thinking about this week. Not to mention the St Paddys day debauchery that will be taking place this Saturday. This is one of my most favorite things to do in this city.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang!
The purpose of this post is to send a public service announcement. Do yourselves a favor and go pick up her new book: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang.
This book will be a vacation for your mind. Well, I don’t know this for a fact, but I am assuming it will be. This is Chelsea’s 3rd book, and I know for a fact that her first 2 books were dirty, funny and an easy read. (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands and Are You There Vodka, It’s Me, Chelsea.) If only we were reading this for book club.
My only advice, don’t read in a public place. I read My Horizontal Life on a plane, and I was that girl laughing out loud for 2 hours.
I am happy to announce I will be seeing Chelsea on her comedy show tour in Vegas, late May.
When her last book came out, I was that girl at Barnes and Noble getting my book signed, and taking a picture with her. I tell you what, she’s TINY in person. That camera for sure adds some poundage. (I could never be on TV.) Any who…she told me she liked my shirt. I still wear that shirt.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Operation Oscars: 70%
Friday, March 5, 2010
Cheers!
CHICAGO (AdAge.com) -- Public-service ads intended to reduce binge drinking may actually lead to more of it, according to a study out of Northwestern University's Kellogg School of Management that's set for publication in the Journal of Marketing Research later this year.
Could it be that ads that are intended to keep us from drinking too much or tampering with illegal drugs are actually making us do them more?
I don’t know if I should admit this on a public forum, but I have caught myself watching public service announcements on TV with people either high or at a party, and I catch myself wanting to be at a party….or I even catch myself thinking, that guy looks like he’s having a good time. (He’s stoned.)
If you want my opinion, whoever is creating the ads should take some advice from their target market. What would make me want to stop binge drinking? (If I were a binge drinker…)
Speaking of which, time to head on out, I got wine to drink.
Bottoms up.
Little Liz Stutts
Working for the Weekend
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Friend of the Week: Robert "Bobby" Scarff
From one of our favorite friends to all of our dear readers, here are Robert Scarff's Confessions Questions:
Your favorite virtue - honesty
Your favorite qualities in a man. - work ethic, loyalty, an interest in the finer things
Your favorite qualities in a woman. - kindness, big breasts
Your chief characteristic - steadiness
What you appreciate the most in your friends - lack of pretense
Your main fault - whatever it is, it is spiritual
Your favourite occupation. - being on the PGA Tour, probably
Your idea of happiness - used to think it was doing what I love for a living, now I know it is being with who I love
Your idea of misery. - Grey's Anatomy
If not yourself, who would you be? - I wouldn't want to be anybody else, but Derek Jeter if pressed.
Where would you like to live? - Lakewood, forever. Or Austin.
Your favourite colour and flower. - Any Colour You Like; tulips
Your favorite prose authors - Salinger, Hemingway
Your favorite poets. - Lennon & McCartney
Your favorite heroes in fiction. - Sam Spade?
Your favorite heroines in fiction. - Madame Bovary. Just kidding, way overrated.
Your favorite painters and composers. - Van Gogh is pretty good... Beethoven, Satie, Copland
Your heroes in real life. - those guys with the longhorns on their helmets. and my dad
Your favorite heroines in real life. - Alexis, Mamaw, Teri, Gradma Scarff
What characters in history do you most dislike. - Nazis
Your heroines in World history - The Virgin Mary, Wilson Phillips
Your favorite food and drink. - I never tire of bar b que and beer
Your favorite names. - please look at the Garland High School football team's roster
What I hate the most. - most intensely - myself; most frequently - officials of sporting events i watch
World history characters I hate the most - hate is an awful word, but Hitler
The military event I admire the most - I admire when both sides agree to stop
The reform I admire the most - don't know, but this health care thing probably isn't it
The natural talent I'd like to be gifted with - foot speed
How I wish to die - an old woman, warm in her bed
What is your present state of mind. - "tax season, damn"
For what fault have you most toleration? - ask Al
Your favorite motto. - live and let live, baby
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Am I okay with this? I guess so. Sure I would like to have better material to write about, and sure, I would like a little more excitement. But this stale period will end soon, and life will begin to look more like a twisted Lifetime movie- full of twists and turns, and I will be hoping for a “Groundhog Day” period once again. This is just kind of like a “life time-out.”
I am hoping this “Groundhog Day” period will end around 7pm Friday night during our dear friend Mary’s going away celebration. Instead of a Lifetime movie, let’s make this next phase “Boogie Nights.” I kid, I kid… sort of.
Anyways, Mary’s departure is another blog entry, for another day. Till then, I will continue to live my “Groundhog” life…. Friday, hurry up or don’t hurry up. I don’t want Mary to move.
And P.S., Elton John was fantastic. Although, I did not purchase any flair from the show. For those that know me, this is shocking. When did concert t-shirts start selling for $40?
And P.S.S. Yes, I am very excited Kate Gosselin is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. Don’t judge me. But I have to ask myself...where will her 8 kids be? I do not trust her Ed Hardy wearing "ex-hubby" to get the babysitting job done.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
A Restaurant Love Affair
On a chilly Sunday in the fall of 2008, after a weekend in Oklahoma, Sarah Smith arrived at her apartment, tired, a little bit cranky, and in dire need of a glass of wine. Her roommate Alexis greeted her with a tired smile. It had been a long weekend for them both.